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❝ 春丽 ❞
25 April 2009 @ 11:33 am
Being injured is the most irritating thing.

I understand the need for rest and recuperation-- yes, a strong warrior must know her limits-- but it's against my policy to sit around the house and do nothing. I've already watched all my martial arts films at least once.

The weather is so nice. If I wasn't on crutches, I would go for a long walk.
Current Mood: annoyed
Current Music: 羅志祥: "一支獨秀"
❝ 春丽 ❞
16 April 2009 @ 08:03 am
A welcome to all the newcomers. I am Chun Li-- the strongest woman in the world. To commemorate your arrival, I have some advice and things you should know.
1. If anyone greets you with questionable photos of scantily-clad bodybuilders, you may reign them in by insulting their height. This person can be treated as somewhat annoying, but harmless.

2. Any creeps referring to themselves in the third person while overusing tildes may be shut down the moment they begin speaking to you. Do not encourage such a person.

3. The planet-eaters do not crossdress, and will be offended if you imply that they do.
Oh. And one more.
4. France is undoubtedly a pervert.
Current Mood: awake
Current Music: 羅志祥: "箇中強手"
❝ 春丽 ❞
11 April 2009 @ 01:46 pm
As flattering as it is to be in a few movies, I resent the fact that the actress portraying me hardly looks Chinese.

Gratuitous fan service aside, this is much more accurate.
Current Mood: annoyed
Current Music: 戴雪儿: "红玫瑰与黑玫瑰"
❝ 春丽 ❞
08 April 2009 @ 12:28 am
There seems to be some sort of mistake.

I wonder if these "fan artists" realize that thighs of that size are anatomically impossible?
Current Mood: confused
Current Music: 周杰倫: "七里香"
❝ 春丽 ❞
03 April 2009 @ 08:32 pm
I haven't seen such an incredible and ridiculously elaborate deception since Shadaloo. Whoever is responsible for this nonsense may step forward.

The strongest woman in the world will personally teach you a lesson.
Current Mood: aggravated
Current Music: 周杰倫: "蛇舞"